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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about UDP? Never mind. you won't get it, and I won't care"
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"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."
"What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees."
"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"
"A horse walks into a bar. ""Too late,"" says the bartender, ""we're joking about the pope now."""
"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"
"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."
"Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour."