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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar. ""Too late,"" says the bartender, ""we're joking about the pope now."""
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder... Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and abstinence makes the hand grow stronger."
"Dear women who just gave birth, Stop naming your child 'Khalessi'. Sincerely, The rest of the human race"
"Couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom."
"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"
"What do you call an exploding horse? Neigh-Palm"
"what did one eye say to the other eye ""I don't know about you but something smells between us"" and then the the other eye says, ""what, the nose or the asshole its stuck in?"""
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."