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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"
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"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"
"Why do women wear white wedding dresses? So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove"
"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."
"Hey what do you call a bunch of scaredy cows? cowherds. xD"
"I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't... Art school"
"2001 called... They want their towers back"
"My girlfriend told me I need to show a little more interest in her family. So I f*cked her sister."
"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."