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Joke of the Day
"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
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"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"
"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"
"ME: I'd like to order...the updog. WAITER: How would u like that prepared? ME: um medium well? W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done"
"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"
"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."