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Joke of the Day
"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"
Next Joke
"What's brown and sticky? A stick."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"
"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"
"My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne."
"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."
"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."
"Family size or very determined single person size?"
"if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports"
"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"