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Joke of the Day
"If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?"
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"How do you know you've satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs. Edit: for everyone that isn't getting it, it means kinky sex"
"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"
"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."
"Can anyone tell me where the Aby Sea is? Someone said pirates can't learn the alphabet, but I be having some difficulties navigating through the Aby Sea part."
"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."
"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."
"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""