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Joke of the Day

"Funny how whenever I ask someone how a girl I knew is doing, the first thing they say is ""married.""nLike that's gonna stop me!"

"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."

"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"

"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie"

"What do prayers and my Reddit submissions have in common? No one fucking reads them."

"What about a To-Don't List?"

"Why did the Italian miss his dinner? It'a was'a pasta his bed time"

"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"