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"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
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"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."
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"What is it called when you eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at noon? Cinnamon Toast Brunch"
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"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three... He says, ""uno, dos..."" and he disappears without a tres"