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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife last night that I need to get ""Bed Insurance"" That way I could some 'basic coverage.'"

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""

"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."

"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"

"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""

"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"

"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."

"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."