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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife last night that I need to get ""Bed Insurance"" That way I could some 'basic coverage.'"

"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."

"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"

"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."

"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."

"What do you call a muscular Arab A protein sheikh"

"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."