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Joke of the Day
"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"
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"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."
"What's the difference between hitler and a gay man. A 45 degree angle."
"If you're going to attack me in an @, you better be prepared to give me like three hours or so to think of a good comeback."
"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"
"My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places... Like home. Go home."
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"just realized I have more in common with Garfield than I have with most people"
"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."