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Joke of the Day
"Condoms prevent minivans."
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"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "
"Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them."
"Carl: Gonna be a hot one today. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions. Me: Fair enough, Carl."
"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"
"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"
"What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common? They both work in gastronomy"
"First cave man to 2nd cave man: ""I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."""
"Seriously joggers?! You're gonna run and carry on a conversation at the same time? And I'm all outta breath just finishing this McMuffin!!!"
"Which is the worst hand to lose? The second one."