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Joke of the Day

"Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window... If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in..."

"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"

"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."

"When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."

"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."

"Ancient astronomers were studying the movement of the moon around the Earth After doing it for 24 hours they got tired of it and decided to call it a day."

"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"

"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""

"How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? ""A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"" !"