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Joke of the Day
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
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"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."
"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."
"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."
"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue."
"I'm in one of those moods that only a virgin sacrifice will appease."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""