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Joke of the Day

"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas."

"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"

"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""

"Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!"

"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."

"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"