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Joke of the Day

"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."

"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."

"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"

"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."

"After the weekend the most difficult task is to remember names... "