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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."
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"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"
"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."
"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."
"The boss at work is forcing us all to use the toilet only at designated times. It's my turn to go now.. I don't need this shit!"
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched that way."
"Her: It's disgusting how many dirty habits you have. Me: THE NUNS PAY ME GOOD MONEY TO DO THIER LAUNDRY OK???"
"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."
"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"
"Old Texas cowboy in a pharmacy Cowboy: ""Give me three packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah. She ain't that ugly."