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Joke of the Day

"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

"My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie."

"Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"Life is like a penis... Short, hard, and fat. It's the women that make it soft and easy."

"Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either"

"Jared may not get free subway for life anymore... But he will have no shortage of 6 inch or foot longs."

"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."

"A girl grabbed my cock and said, ""Wow! Your dick wouldn't make a very good clock."" ""Why?"" I asked, intrigued. ""Because I'd struggle to get a second hand on it,"" she replied."

"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"

"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""