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Joke of the Day

"""This website requires Java"" *gets cup of coffee* ""This website requires Java"" *looks at coffee* *throws coffee at monitor*"

"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."

"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."

"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."

"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day."

"A man was undressing for the nurse behind a curtain He asks, ""Where do you want me to put my clothes?"" She says, ""On top of mine."""

"What shape gets rid of curses? A hexagon"

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"Typing ""I hate Reddit"" brings up the following sub-Reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/"