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Joke of the Day
"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."
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"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."
"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."
"Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin"
"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."
"A distracted man walks off a cliff while talking on his phone. He was sentenced to death."
"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"
"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"
"Why do some people like to date pessimists? All that salt must make them thirsty."
"so, Spring has sprung & love must be in the air, cause that's the 4th cloud I've seen shaped like an erection today. see it kids?! THERE!!"