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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years"
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"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."
"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."
"Did you hear about the Italian that wanted to cheat the Broadway award voting? He wanted to rig a Tony."
"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."
"I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated. Can someone think of something that rhymes with, ""I was taken away by an ambulance""?"
"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"
"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"
"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? I don't want to punch the baby in the fucking face."