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Joke of the Day
"Why I Chose my Internet Provider I chose Cox. At least they are honest about who they are."
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"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"I took my item up to the counter. ""I'd like to return this,"" I said, with a tear in my eye, ""It didn't work."" He said, ""I'm sorry. We can't do that with condoms."""
"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."
"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."
"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."
"What frequency do police radios operate on? 100 niggahurts"
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."
"I was absolutely fuming when I walked out of the art store earlier Bitch didn't have my Monet"