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Joke of the Day

"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."

"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"How to flirt: 1. Giggle 2. Apply lip gloss 3. Look down coyly 4. Realize you applied concealer 5. Fall off barstool"

"I just removed all my German friends from my phone Now I have a Hans-free device"

"A masochist cried to a sadist: ""Please hurt me! For the love of god, hurt me!"" And the sadist said ""no."""

"Axe body spray for black people They call it Ask body spray"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"What body of water is used for writing? The Apostrosea."

"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"