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Joke of the Day
"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."
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"I saw a chameleon the other day ...Lazy Fucker"
"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"
"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."
"WIFE: You can't tell kids they're grounded anymore ME: Why not? W: They weren't our kids M: You did see how badly they packed our groceries?"
"Whats the difference between a genie and a genius? A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants. Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3155/"
"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"
"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"
"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."