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"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

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"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."
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"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
"How come Jews run the world? Because they dominate the gas industry"
"How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way -- unique up on him."
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""
"I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate"
"A man walked into a bar He's gay now"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"