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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."

"Hitler was argueably the greatest person that ever lived... I mean he did kill Hitler"

"Where were you born? Boss: Where were you born? Employ: India .. Boss: which part? Employ: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."

"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."

"Did you know John Denver had dandruff? Yeah, after his plane went down they found his Head and Shoulders washed up on a beach."

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon."

"Exercise, the poor man's plastic surgery."

"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"

"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."