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Joke of the Day

"I found a chocolate bar down the side of the sofa but I didn't celebrate because it was my old club."

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"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."
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"After seeing your latest selfie ... And knowing what you look like in real life.... I'd like to hire you for your photoshopping abilities."
"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."
"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten."
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."
"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"
"What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
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