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Joke of the Day

"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""

"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"

"Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"

"Kills Two mosquitoes with spray. *writes DEADLY ASSASSIN in bio*"

"What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle!"

"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."

"They say 1 in 4 men is homosexual. So there must be one in my group of friends. I hope its David he's super cute."

"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."

"""Dad, lil bro pooped on the floor!""nMe: Ok, just like we practiced. I'll hide in garage, you go tell Mommy. This convo never happened! GO!"