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Joke of the Day

"If da Vinci were alive today, the ""Mona Lisa"" would have been called ""IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"""

"My girlfriend got so mad she battered me with some vegetables. She has a terrible tempura."

"What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria? Make way, children."

"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."

"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."

"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"

"Have you heard about Trumps revision of Obama phones? You'll be able to trade them in for a alarm clock and job application."