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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."
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"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"I would never want to join the Boy Scouts of America They're just a bunch of BS"
"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"*2 pieces of bread being held hostage* bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast bread 2: we're dead wheat me: did my breakfast just talk"
"What is Jesus's least favorite gun? A nail gun."