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Joke of the Day

"By now, I've stopped calling it ""sandwich"" meat and started calling it ""stand in front of the fridge and eat it out of the baggie"" meat."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle."

"What did the bullfighter shout just as a bull gored his guts out? Ole shit!"

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv.. ...and I thought ""is that one mine""? Then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."

"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"

"What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !"

"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"

"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"

"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."