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"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."
"What's the difference between a cup and a mug? being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged"
"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"
"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."
"Asked my dad to explain how big a thousandth of an inch is. ""when you go for a deep ass scratch and you look at your finger and sure it may look clean, but then you smell it."""
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""
"I Wish I was a Wal Mart Truck Driver... Because I missed Tracy Morgan on Saturday."
"I'm thinking about murdering Lorde When the cops ask what I was doing that night, I'll just say I was out shooting Heroine."