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Joke of the Day

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."

"I don't get ""drunk"" during the holidays I get ""festive""."

"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""

"What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke."

"Court Comedy In a courtroom, where tensions are high... Judge: Order! Order in the court! Plaintiff: I'll take a ham on rye."

"What do you call a cheating wife? a Jenny"

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"Moms get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum..."