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Joke of the Day

"I was watching porn when an ad popped up. It said, ""Want a bigger penis??"" I thought, ""Yes. That's why I'm watching porn."""

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"In 1969 we put a man on the moon... In 2016 we put a man in the ladies restroom."

"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."

"The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering."

"What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds? You get to meet Jared Fogel."

"I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them."

"Look, all I'm saying is that the dinosaurs didn't drink alcohol and look what happened to them."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"

"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"