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Joke of the Day

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"I have a tree joke you might like to hear but most of us would be Sycamore. (tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)"

"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."

"It's hard to stop being depressed Because gravity is always bringing me down."

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."

"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"

"Life without women would be... a pain in the butt!"

"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"

"Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in."