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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""

"What do you Call a Bunch of Horny Teenagers Argueing? A *Mass Debate*"

"I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL"

"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."

"What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl? Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day"

"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you piss off a redditor?"

"A sitcom about teen girl aliens called UFOMG."

"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."

"I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number."