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Joke of the Day

"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where he parked his coupe."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever."

"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"What Australian city has the most cats? Purrth."

"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."