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Joke of the Day

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever."

"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."

"What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? They're both irrational."

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret? There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It seems they all passed gas."

"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."

"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"