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Joke of the Day
"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."
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"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"
"Here's one for you 369"
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"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."
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