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Joke of the Day
"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."
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"I could tell a good gardening joke but it's too dirty."
"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... ...and holds up two fingers. ""Give me five beers, please."""
"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"
"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"
"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."
"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."
"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."