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Joke of the Day

"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."

"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"

"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"

"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."

"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"

"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver"

"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."

"Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family."

"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"

"I like my steak like my women With my dick in it."