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Joke of the Day

"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."

"Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8"

"How do you hide an elephant in a fridge? You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away."

"I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal."

"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"It takes a big man to admit his mistakes. It takes a bigger man to fix them. It takes an enormous man to close down a Chinese buffet. High-5"

"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."

"Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me..."

"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""