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Joke of the Day

"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"

"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."

"In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper."

"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."

"[commercial for soup] Have you ever wanted to eat regular food only with water poured all over it? NARRATOR: SOUP"

"If your rape whistle doesn't work you're fucked."

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."