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Joke of the Day

"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."

"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""

"I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters."

"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"

"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"

"Old friend: I barely recognize you. ""That's the look I was going for. """

"Two fish are swimming when they run into a wall. One of the fish turns to the other and says ""damn."""

"Professor X gets a lot of credit as a progressive considering his solution to a race conflict was ""give them their own school."""

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate."