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Joke of the Day

"I'm basically only good at three things: 1. Programming 2. Counting"

"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"

"If sexual harassment is wrong, I don't want to be caught."

"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper"

"There's an website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if their was a dog."

"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"