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Joke of the Day

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"

"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"

"You haven't truly made it on Twitter until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph."

"Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not I'm in the bus queue aren't I?"

"Welcome to AlzheimersAware.co.uk. Forgot your password? Of course you did."

"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."

"99 little bugs in the code... 99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh."

"What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !"

"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."

"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"