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Joke of the Day

"Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs."

"A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'."

"A guy shows up late for work Off to work A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"""There are plenty more fish in the sea."" Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise."

"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"

"There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician."

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""