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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"
Next Joke
"What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke? A Nanak Nanak joke."
"When you want to stop the blacks from hanging around your store so much... cut them down."
"I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken. I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"Why did Napoleon wear sleeves? For his armies"
"And I'll have the KKK omelet All whites."
"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"