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Joke of the Day

"Some people brings happiness wherever they go I bring happiness whenever I go"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"

"There's nothing scarier than a squirrel who's not afraid of you."

"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"

"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""

"Accidentally pushed the premium gas button and now I'm worried my car is high."

"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"

"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"