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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."
Next Joke
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"I'd rather be chased by a pack of cannibal Oompa Loompas riding hungry velociraptors than go to your kid's Chuck E. Cheese birthday party."
"I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie. But it was shot down."
"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."
"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."
"Why doesn't the NAACP do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?"
"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."
"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"
"Dad tells his son to vacuum *hears son lazily vacuuming * dad:do it properly, if I wanted to hear loud noises but nothing being done I'd go to a feminist rally"