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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."
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"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat."
"Best joke ever? my life"
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. ""Cool, where'd you get that?"" says the bartender. ""Africa"", replies the parrot. ""They're all over the place."""
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard!"
"My essay for graduate school reeks of bullshit and broken dreams disguised as lessons learned."
"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."
"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."