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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."
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"Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss"
"I accidentally subscribed to the ""married man"" edition of Playboy. It's got the same centerfold every month."
"At least I have all day sober to Sunday up....."
"What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower."
"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."
"Accidentally used my GF's razor and now I feel fat and I'm pretty pissed about something you guys did 3 years ago"
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."