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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems"

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour? White-out."

"What fruit can't get married? Cantaloupe"

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind."

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"