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Joke of the Day

"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"

"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."

"What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game? Homogeneous."

"My sole task as an elevator boy is pushing buttons. It's just depressing."

"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"

"Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit."

"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"

"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"

"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."

"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"