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Joke of the Day
"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"
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"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."
"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."
"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."
"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"