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Joke of the Day
"Why was the composer late for work? He missed Debussy. I'll just leave."
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"What has four wheels, and flies? A Garbage Truck."
"Chinese Proverb Say... Man who push in front of car get tired. Man who push behind car get exhausted."
"I just had a nice lunch in the park; homeless people don't have it so bad after all."
"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."
"So three Rabbi's walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""get the fuck out"""
"I'm going to the grocery store where I'll try to get the cashier to call 911 based only on the items I'm purchasing."
"What does grandma's crotch smell like? Depends"
"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""